[Jen]

It was last period of an otherwise good day in school. It had been sunny, we spent lunch outside on the grass, good day so far.
Fast forward to R.E last class.
My friend told me that [GURLFRIEND] wants to have sex with her boyfriend, I was like.. KK. Then MY FRIEND informed me that [boyfriend] said that he didn't want to talk about it, when [GURLFRIEND] asked him if he wanted to do it. So I was like.... "Ooooo Rejected".
Then MY FRIEND was talking about when she asked him... so, as we were doing test papers in R.E it was quite quiet anyway, but I'm super careful and stealth and I bitch to a very low tone of voice, so I asked Louise,
"Did she ask him on MSN?!!!" Before MY FRIEND could answer I was already on a role....

"Did she like say, *CLASS GOES ACTUALLY SILENNNNT!* KK, *Points finger in teachers direction without noticing* You wanna have sex with me."

The whole class was like WTF?
I wanted the ground to eat me... I was so embarrassed I couldn't look at my teacher.... he was also laughing at his desk... I was hiding behind me scarf.


The whole SILENT ROOM has NEVER happened to me before... I'm mortified.