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I was bored and did it on facebook again

here it is, post yours: (and don't say "cba". if you cba ****)

1) I am not naturally blonde. I don't think I am anyway, my routes are ridiculously brown but I'm so in denial I have to dye it blonde frequently.

2) My house is basically a sanctuary, we have at least 5 random people here at a time and I'm not really sure why...

3) I absolutley HATE yogurt so much. SO MUCH. this was already known about me but i want to reiterate this point. The thought of yogurt actually makes me want to vomit right now

4) Whenever I watch a documentary about sharks and am sitting on a chair/sofa I am suddenly paranoid a shark will be sitting underneath me waiting for me to be scared and underneath me. Seriously.

5) Late at night I hear/see loads of flies in my room but I'm too tired to move so I fall asleep, even though I HATE flies

6) I am really sporadic about my internet usage. Some weeks I'll go on for 5 minutes, and other weeks I'll be constantly on. I think this is better than my IAD phase

7) I treat my Facebook like my twitter. If you notice I just update my status and then leave... into the distance....into an abyss....?!

8) I want to study French, German and beginners' Spanish at university but I'm not actually very good at languages

9) I think Avenue Q has the most poetic lyrics I've ever heard. And I'm being serious here.

10) I REALLY WANT BERNARD'S WATCH. I have said this continuously but I DO. It would make me EXCEEDINGLY happy

11) I watch Phineas and Ferb on the disney channel every day. I don't even have an excuse for it, I genuinely think it's brilliant

12) I get embarrassed about EVERYTHING (particularly after being obnoxious), so the way I overcome this is by being overly obnoxious

13) I rarely like pictures of myself anymore, if I haven't got facepaint or makeup on

14) I am seriously considering going to Hertfordshire and "casually" bumping into Rupert Grint/Ed Westwick

15) I am never casual or subtle about ANYTHING.

16) Apparently I write how I talk. I realise the other day I use mainly lowercase letters and then contrast it with some good ol' capital letter sentences to mix-it-and-shake-it-up. I also notice I type as if I'm german. I.e. I put unnecessary commas everywhere even when they aren't needed.

17) I am possibly, the worst waitress ALIVE. I broke 3 cups on my first day. I doubt I will be asked to work there again.

18) The last statement made me laugh because it originally said "I will be asked to WOK there again". I don't know why I found this funny. My sense of humour is so pathetic, I laughed the whole way through a Hannah Montana episode the other day...

19) Despite acting as if I'm 6 years old, I do have mature moments.......... hmmm. when you can't even kid yourself that's bad.

20) I am currently addicted to texting things and keep texting people mundane things in a bid that they will reply and they never do

21) Champagne and Red WKD make me sick so I try not to drink them. SEE. WILLPOWER.

22) I am not as stupid as I look/act. I am probably more stupid than that.

23) My ideal job would be a high-class prostitute. I really don't see a problem with it.

24) I wrote this at record speed, AND I WOULD CONTINUE... but by the constraints of society (i.e. facebook) i can only write 25 things about myself. This depresses me.

25) I am awful at giving sympathy/comforting people. I really don't know what to say.

26) I would be SO easy to stalk


I AM AWARE THAT'S 26 but ****