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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,351
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Joke of the day! (Not for the easily offended)
Two friends signed up for college. When they looked at their schedules, the first friend noticed he had Logical Reasoning as a class. Not knowing what it was, he went to the class and asked the teacher what logical reasoning was. The teacher than proceeded to explain:
"Do you have a lawn mower?"
"Yes," replied the guy.
"You have a lawn mower, which means you have a lawn, which means you have a house, which means you have kids, which means you have a wife, which means you're straight."
When he got out of class, he met with his friend who asked him what logical reasoning was about.
"Well," said the guy. "Do you have a lawn mower?"
"No," replied the friend.
"Well, there you go...then you're gay!"
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