[Mickey2009]

As far as compliments go, being called a prawn is hardly flattering. So Lisa's reaction to David's description of her as a sea-dwelling crustacean was somewhat mixed.



"[Big Brother] was asking me to describe the housemates as a food. I said you'd be a prawn," David told Lisa in the Garden, following a Diary Room chat with BB.



"I'd be a prawn? Why?" probed a suspicious Lisa.



"Just swimming at the bottom of the ocean doing your own thing," answered David.



"As a food? A prawn?" said a disappointed Lisa, not happy with her place in the food chain. Being one step above plankton is not the best place to be in life.



"A king prawn would be better actually," replied David, trying to perk up his pal. "More meat. More tastier."



"I'm a king prawn. King of the sea," beamed Lisa, happy with the upgrade. But before she could dream about taking to her nautical throne, she realised a slight flaw in the plan.



"I don't swim. I hate water," she said.



"I forgot about that," admitted David. "A prawn what don't like water. Can you imagine?"



"I'd be dried out, wouldn't I?" sighed Lisa.



Don't be so harsh on yourself