[Arneldo]

EVEN in the weird world of Big Brother, this is one romance that's almost too bizarre to be true.

Believe it or not...hefty, lust-crazed Kinga and girly, bitchy Kemal are madly in LOVE. And, gulp, they're having SEX.

Yes, honestly. SHE'S the big-boobed blonde who infamously played hide-the-bottle in the BB garden. HE'S the mincing nancy-boy who wore frocks, plastered on thick make-up and shocked housemates with tales of gay sex in a skip.

But last night Kemal, 20, trilled: "Kinga is the only one for me. We're together as a couple and I have never been happier. People may be shocked because everyone thought I was gay. But in fact I'm bisexual."

No kidding!

Fellow reality show star Kinga, also 20, chortled: "We first made love at his bedsit. He came in from starring in panto dressed as the Fairy Godmother.

"He cooked meatballs. Then we started snogging and one thing led to another. I could feel from his tracksuit bottoms that it wasn't men he was after."

Ahhh. How touching.


Wild


The lovers opened their hearts as they told how they've secretly dated for FOUR MONTHS.

They have even been on a romantic holiday to Thailand, famous for its ladyboys.

The only cloud on their horizon was when his mum and dad found them in bed together and went wild. Kemal said: "Because we're both living with our parents now, the only time we can have sex is in the back of my Fiat Punto."

But the bisexual couple have begun looking for a place to move in together.

Kemal and Kinga were never actually in the TV Big Brother 6 house at the same time last summer.

But they met at a series of after-show parties and became good friends.

Ex-student Kemal said: "I have experimented with guys, but now I want to settle down with a girl, and that girl is Kinga.

"She has got the looks and the personality and we just fit together."

Amazingly, they don't share the same PR man.

Former market researcher Kinga gushed: "I love Kemal to bits and I'm so glad I found him. We've both been carrying round this secret for ages, scared it would get out. Now we want everyone to know."

Lucky they just happened to be snapped kissing and canoodling on the street then.

Kinga added: "I don't have a problem with him dressing up as a woman and wearing make-up.

"To be honest, I love that about him. I love it that he can have a laugh and be different.


Scare


"Kemal's sexuality doesn't scare me at all. I'll stand by him whatever. People used to question my sexuality as well because I have experimented with women. But now I know what I want.

"Kemal is all man, I can assure you of that."

Kinga went on to describe how she "exploded" when they first made love and how they had a quickie on the beach on holiday.

She said: "Before I got together with Kemal I hadn't had sex for almost a year and when we finally got into bed I was absolutely dying for it."

Kemal, who comes from a Turkish Muslim family, fluttered his eyes and added: "Kinga's family are really happy that we are together but my parents have a big problem with it.

"I think they're still dealing with the revelations that I'd slept with men and they thought I was probably gay. And now they have to get their heads round this.

"They want me to settle down with a virgin, get married and have kids."

Kinga shocked the nation with her shameful antics with a wine bottle during Big Brother last year.

Now for the first time she wants to apologise.

She said: "What I did there will follow me round for the rest of my life. I feel so ashamed.

"I dread to think what the public thought of me and I would like to apologise to anyone I offended.


Shiver


"That was the old me and I've moved on. It just makes me shiver thinking about it now."

Meanwhile the happy couple are looking forward to spending the rest of their lives together.

Who wears the trousers?

It's who wears the pink stilettoes they should worry about!

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