[Vicky.]

OK, not being totally serious with the title...but I am soo pissed off right now it is unbelievable.

A while ago we got a complaint about there being ONE dog poo in our yard, for a whole 6 hours while we were out. Oh my good god, phone the police why dont you?!

We knew it was the silly cow next door, because when we moved in she was annoyed that we had a dog, and now shes trying everything possible to get us to get rid of him. Though she denied she has put the complaint in at the time.

This morning, i got up to find my mother-in-law quite upset...because the witch next door had had a go at her because there was, again A dog poo in the yard. Im sure she expects us to chase after the dog with a shovel just incase he poos...it gets cleaned every night but he was scratching at the door at like 5am, so i let him out and I sure as hell wasnt going out that time of night to pick a poo up. So I left it to do this morning.

Its not even anything to do with my mother in law...god knows why the silly old **** had a go at her for it. And she also admitted that it was HER that put the complaint in at the council about it before, and she is going to do it again.

It has **** all to do with her what MY dog does in MY yard. I could slightly understand it if there were constantly loads of poos there, but to complain about one, or even two I think it pretty pathetic. Especially since it is not her yard anyway.

She seems to think that she couldnt open her window this morning because the smell from that ONE poo was making her feel sick...all the way from my house to hers...I find that very hard to believe.

My mother has suggested letting it die down a bit and the posting cat poo through her letterbox, since her cat poos in my yard a lot and I end up being stuck clearing that up too. I quite like that idea to be hones,t even though i think its quite vile but it might shut the daft **** up a bit. If not it will certainly make me feel better.

Really needed to vent, and any help...be it in the form of ways to piss her off more, or ways to get her to ****...would be gladly appreciated.