[miss little glitzee]

is this a joke or not??

never heard about this:

New Helen Adams project
Sunday, February 3, 2002

Helen Adams from Big Brother Two has decided on the next step in her burgeoning career. Not satisfied with a successfully mediocre exercise video and occasional TV appearances, Helen has decided to move into films. Her first feature, tentatively titled Splashback!, will see Helen as a public lavatory hygienist looking for love. However, following repeated forays into the gents during opening hours, Helen is dismissed by her boss, Hillary (who Helen wittily calls 'Hellery'). The film will then inevitably descend into a mixture of risque humour and slapstick as Helen takes a new job: cleaning the toilets at a strip-club! The film ends happily as, following an accident involving a toilet door, semen and a feather boa, Helen meets a mentally retarded porter at the hospital, proving disability is no barrier when you're blinded by love and serious concussion.

Splashback! is filming now, and should be on general release just in time for Hallowe'en.

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http://www.undergroundfilm.net/cgi-b...e-2-2002.shtml