[GlitterEyes]

Checking himself out in his new über-cool pink and black prison officer's garb, Michael looked as pleased as punch. "This is brilliant," he beamed. "I'm glad I'm here."

Strutting around the prison officer's desk, he turned to Richard and gestured towards the prison. "We should go in there together. I'll camp it up if you want me to."

Richard wasn't so sure. "Well, I'm with Susie..."

"We can be gay patrol," beamed Michael, throwing his arm around Richard's shoulder.

"I might be a bit more butch than you," said Richard.

Mikey giggled to himself at the table. "Gay patrol," he sniggered, shaking his head.

"You're in a uniform and you've gone all butch," teased Richard.

"I'd shag me in this," said Michael.

"I wouldn't," replied Richard.

"I look very nice," said Michael, sticking his nose in the air.

Yeah, the pink attire and handcuffs really suits you.

Taken from chann4 site

All this makes me think he is more and more fake by the day. He leers over all the girls and they think they are safe as he is gay. Does anyone else think Michael is really creepy? He says he doesn't want to be defined by his sexuality but then says all that and also the way he was rubbing Ash's leg the other night made me think she is only comfy with him doing that as he is gay. The way he pretended to lick Jaynes boob and touch up her skirt. This man is creepy. He is very highly strung and cannot take a joke unless he is part of it.

Also on his religion (which is a touchy subject to bring up with some people) does anyone believe his views/comments on religion? There is just something that am I not buying.