[SiMoN!]

The scantily-clad prisoners are gorging on pizzas, booze and massive lollipops in the sticky heat, while the guards slump wearily at their desks.

The air of grumpiness that followed the convicts' unsuccessful padlock picking vanished in an instant when they returned to the Secret Hideaway, to find a spread fit for a family of fat people. There were pizzas, cakes, chocolate-dipped ice cream cones and oversized lollies. They even had their own ice cream making machine.

"We're gonna be like fat pigs," beamed Imogen, licking her lips.

Caught up in the moment, Glyn and Aisleyne made up after their padlock argument, with the Welshman hugging the blonde and reassuring her: "Good friends have disagreements."

The only snapping to take place after that was with the camera Big Bro had provided. The group posed and giggled as they used their new toy, with Spiral swooning: "BB I absolutely love you!"

"We're ********** prisoners!" exclaimed Imogen happily, with her mouth stuffed full of mozzarella. Then they all laughed.

Meanwhile, guards Jennie and Susie sat in the stuffy main House talking about tea.

"Some people make the worst tea," Susie informed the Liverpool lass, who looked vaguely interested.