[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-22983506/

While Alex, 35, presumably stayed in, weeping into his stilettoes, the model, 32, marked the end of her second marriage with a vodka-fuelled night of carnage.

She was joined by 27-year-old, non-English-speaking Argentinian polo player, Leandro Penna, who she met last month in LA. Best pals Phil Turner and Gary Cockerill also came along for the ride and the quartet ended up in a £3-entry bar in Soho.

Necking vodkas – neat, and sometimes mixed with Diet Coke – Jordan took a night off from training for the London Marathon to celebrate freeing herself from her cross-dressing ex. Wrapping her legs around Leandro’s groin and writhing up and down his thigh – exercise in itself, I suppose – against a backdrop of naff club classics, a few tourists looked on, baffled, in the otherwise deserted bar.

Snogging the model/pony rider senseless, Jordan then shoved him into a corner, and pressed him against a wall to the romantic strains of Love Machine. Coming up for a breather, the pair returned to their table and attempted to communicate via Google-translated messages on her diamante-covered BlackBerry. It wasn’t ideal.

Apuesto a que no fue .....

(tr. I bet that was not)