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I was thinking about the various things we have yet to see or hear about on a big brother. I wondered how we would feel about these things.

Suppose ...
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[*]A female contestant on Big Brother a few weeks in is feeling unwell and discovers that she is pregnant, on medical advise they decide she should exit even though she would like to continue.

[*]A remote controlled helecopter armed with a light automatic weapon is flown in to attack the housemates by terrorists. (We have had the remote helecopter flown by the Sun in BB1 to try and drop leaflets warning about Nasty Nick)
[*]A mortar attack by terrorists
[*]Like in BB2 an intruder breaks in, but these guys want to attack a housemate and are armed with machettes and a sledgehammer to smash in the glass doors
[*]Wild geese decend on the garden cause general mayhem and nusance. A housemate is injured by one
[*]A contestant has an unpaid parking fine and the police turn up to enter the house and arrest them. This happened sort of on a foreign big brother when it turned out the contestants was an ilegal immigrant
[*]As in BB3 the firm hiring out the furniture goes bust and the baliffes turn up to reposess all the furniture half way through. Endemol are unable to buy them off as they have a court order.
[*]A male poster from TiBB enters the house and a female poster from BBFans (Or another Big Brother fan forum) They hit it off. Would it be a rerun of the feud betwen the Capulets and the Montegues aka Romeo and Juliet out here in Cyber space and on any eviction nights ?
[*]As 8. but the genders are reversed i.e a female poster from TiBB is involved. Would that make a difference.
[*]Endemol play fair and are not plagued by the sheer incompetence we have grown acustommed to. I relaise this is so far fetched but thought I ought to add it
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