[spacebandit]

her PR team are trying everything,
surely it can't be long before we see some poor brown orphan child plucked from the ravages of poverty and smiling for photoshoots with its new "mommy" Jade.

A few quick interviews later and off to the nanny for that all important actual raising of the child bit, then as soon as its old enough - off to boarding school for the little tyke - expect family reunions to be held and well photographed during the school holidays