[Absorption]

Yes, ladies, you thought that Ash was a sexist, Helen-loving, vacant poser who liked to hang around with his equally unenlightened mate Marlon 'entertaining' us by doing those viewer-friendly things like smoking, drinking, insulting women for not being 'fit' enough, lying in the sun and, er, smoking, drinking and doing other fun things like, erm, smoking and...what was that other thing? Oh yes, smoking...

...but you were wrong! According to those nice people on the telly, you kept him in because you saw him with his chest out and that made you forget in your pretty little fluffy heads that he's an objectionable git.

As Marlon (who knows about what women in the outside world want...you know, someone who has to go and beat up a door because they can't express themselves to a scary panel of five females) said, you just want someone sexy to look at. And that is Ash.

And Marlon.

Phwooarrr. It's enough to make Danielle swallow.