[Crimson Dynamo]

With regards to her first hit:

all the right junk in all the right places

What does she mean by junk? I presume she means her clitoris and labia?


If so what other places does she think women use to store them?


If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

This is patently untrue as fat girls are fat mainly because they eat too much and have a poor diet. Due to this fact men do not seek them out for sex as much as they will provide poor offspring who will get eaten as they are not fast enough. Pretending to kids that fat is attractive is a lie

Her mother apparently told her She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night" - for a start the singer is white and booty is a black american term so I am not sure whey she is using it and secondly what study did her mother use for this gem? - boys dont generally like fat arsed birds - they like slim women or athletic sorts

Because you know I'm all about that bass

what does that even mean - she likes boy racers who have cars (usually 15 year old Corsas) that go Boom Boom Boom to some Dutch techno band who speed up songs to make it sound like a squirrel is singling?


It seems like this moderately obese white girl thinks that trying to be a sassy black american girl will somehow get her laid?


I am not so sure...