[Hooly One]

Jason has paid yet another trip to the Diary Room to let rip about his fellow housemates - in particular, "rock star Dan".

After accusing Shell of trying to "appear wacky and get noticed" and Michelle of being much louder than she was in the earlier days when "nobody even knew she existed", Jason settled into the chair and prepared to make known his feelings on the House musician.

"Rock star Dan," he growled. "Apparently he's the second biggest thing to come out of Hull after the Beautiful South."

"Is this Celebrity Big Brother, or normal Big Brother?" Jason pretended to wonder.

"If you ever need an agent or want to get famous, Big Brother, get Dan's number 'cos he'll tell you everything you need to know," he advised the silent all-seeing eye.

Having got that off his chest, Jason composed himself sufficiently to be able to explain that his gripe with the singer/songwriter was his tendency to complain that being on Big Brother was "uncool" and "trashy".

"Why is he here?" he wondered. "Apparently, he gets asked for his autograph all the time [in Hull]. I can't understand why he's on the show."

"I've never heard of you, rock star," he said to Dan, even though he wasn't in the same room.

Asked by Big Brother if he'd like to survive tomorrow night's eviction, there was no surprise when Jason responded in the negative.

"Why would I want to stay? So I can be irritated by the get along gang?"

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