[waterhog]

are you a micro criminal ? 23.10.16 (sky news)



welcome to the micro

this world is far from minute

its all about petty crime and no psycho

i would blow but someone pinched my flute.

let me give the findings

from the youGov poll

don't have highgate tube re windings

this is taking a 24% TFL toll.

even doing your weekly shop

criminal activity is booming

adults can freely sample the grape crop

you no instantly on pic and nic kids are zooming.

proof men are more criminal

woman are 6 % trailing

at 71% its not minimal

judge rinder is not on the dance floor rating.

what about the classes

who dominates the fiddle

don't think anyone has free passes

leading on 78% are those in the middle.

how about a movie

28% have illegally streamed

some may think its harmless and groovy

until like scotty they are up beamed.

onto eating and dinning

restaurants pockets are not filling

22% of the bill we are declining

saying its take away and instead in store chilling.

the young are less moral

falling behind is the over 65's group

but 68% is no floral

its still shocking and needs a sound loop.

supermarkets have themselves to blame

17% refuse to pay for a bag

after scanning yourself you loose shame

was cutting down on staff such a profitable brag.

　

http://news.sky.com/story/three-out-...-poll-10629227