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As a former Cyber Warrior (actullay I have been in the Cyber Warrior reserves since demob and transfer to the old CDAG office), I have been given command of the Amanda and Sam Boot Camp.

You are all here because you are supporting the twins to win

Any fans of other HM's feel free to depart for other threads, or possibly stay to hear what is going to go down.

As you may be aware a few days ago on the Channel 4 Forum there was a thread detailing plans by someone from a top shelf magazine to ensnare the Marchant twins into doing a "glamour" shoot in his rag.

Just reading it was sickening enough - how could anyone try and do this to the twins

Unfortunately I can not provide a link as Channel 4 is notorious for deleting whole threads without rhyme or reason.

We can not allow this individual to spring his trap on the twin. Various opinions are that this is something the twins would not want to do, and I would agree with that, but will that stop this individual in his dastardly scheme? We can not be sure what lengths he might stoop to obtain his warped objective and force his will upon them.

If anyone has more information on this threat, please report this here in this thread to me the commandant of the Amanda and Sam Supporters Boot Camp

There is only one way to save the twins from this evil predator, and that is to get them to the safety of the winners circle

(Any fans of other housemates here - oh we have no reason to believe your guys are under threat and if they knew what was being planned I am sure they too would be horrified and would want the twins protected from this individual)

This will be a tough and gruelling campaign. Amanda and Sam's odds were riding high, but evidence shows they are lengthening and they could be sliding in the polls as we speak. In order to win this final battle you need to be in shape.

And This is why the boot camp is here. I am here to make sure you are whipped into shape

You will be doing finger exercises

You will know off by heart the number 09011 21 22 24

You will know how to use you telecommunication devices

You will not rest while you spread the word

Twins in Danger - Twins must win to escape danger

Now every one drop and give me twenty, then we are off on a five mile forced march



(anyone know a good marching song)