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Tonight the nation speaks and will evict the most unpopular contestant, not the easiest choice, as the whole programme is littered with undesirables, could it be

Alex, The x catalogue model, frustrated cleaner, with a whingeing monotone voice, a male version of Penny from last year.

Lee, Tyson clone, man with a personality by pass, the wannabe shop window dummy.

Johnny, likeable geordie firemen, who chews on his own Toe nail clippings.

Sandy, Mr I hate them all, I am only here to turn the swimming pool into a whirlpool.

PJ, sex-o-holic nice but dim, x contestant from the Villa.

Spencer, arrogant loner, requires massive amount of sleep, with a fear of water, part time Windbag.

Adele, miss congeniality, sweet but boring, with a bad taste in men.

Kate, definitely miss popularity, gods gift and I know it, bimbo eye candy.

Alison, the bearded lady, the funny holiday rep.

Lynn, split personality, ageing wannabe, with spasmodic violent outbursts.

Jade, motormouth, young and very noisy.

You decide!