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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
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Louis\' latest X Factor bugbear
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Louis' latest X Factor bugbear OUTSPOKEN X Factor judge Louis Walsh is back to his bitchy best – by slamming his co-judges, Take That and the Spice Girls.
Father Ted lookalike Louis left few names unscathed when he launched into his latest tirade of misery.
Moaning Louis claims Simon Cowell is a syrup wearer and Dannii Minogue is way past it in an interview with New magazine.
Louis, who threw a hissy fit in this series of the talent show because he didn’t want to mentor the older contestants, whined: “I think Simon’s had surgery this year. He looks so different from last year.
"He hasn’t got a single grey hair! I think it’s a wig. It never moves!”
The talent show tantrum thrower continued that he thought Sinitta was jealous of ‘ageing’ Dannii.
“If she was offered Dannii’s job, she’d take it. But they’re similar in that they’re over the hill pop stars!
“Dannii’s been at it for 27 years. But I think she’s better looking than Kylie. She just hasn’t had the breaks with songs that Kylie’s had.
“If I got Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, I’d have a hit record!"
Louis then sunk his sharpened claws into Take That.
Speaking about his plans for a Boyzone reunion next year, Louis spat: “At least they’ve still got the original five members. And they’re better looking.
“Let’s be honest, two of Take That look like The Rolling Stones in that Marks & Sparks ad.”
But he reserved his cattiest comments for the Spice Girls.
“They’re just boring housewives,” he screeched.
“I think it’s lucky that Posh married a footballer or she’d be out of business.
“She’d be working on a make-up counter without him.”
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Source: The Sun
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