[Amy]

Only an hour in the House and the housemates are already working out a routine.

John and Brigitte were turfed out into the garden to sample some of his cigars as the group agreed smoking indoors was unacceptable.

The others gathered on the sofas to work out the best way to settle in. The priority for most of them seemed to concern their stomachs, with everyone wondering loudly whether Big Brother would supply them with a meal.

When their complaints fell on deaf ears, Germaine turned the conversation toward her hygiene concerns. "I suppose we can wash our smalls in the Jacuzzi," pondered the Aussie. Lisa kindly pointed out that a wash tub and mangle had been supplied for the purposes of laundry.

Still convinced her Big Brother experience is going to be a dirty one, Germaine added, "Well, they'll probably make us s*** in a bucket."

Hopefully not.

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