[Stu]

A Heavyweight Sheep Production...

Created By Stu...





*All events described in this story are real , unless otherwise stated.





*None of the events in this story are real.







Dusk descends on Channel Four Towers. Three birds , four rocks , one boiled egg , a copy of the daily star , and Jade Goodys perfume fly past the window.



Mr Four : Alright men. We can no longer place Big Brother on one of our coveted Channel Four slots! Not with quality shows like Love Trap and How To Look Good Naked to air!!!

Mr Executive : We could place it on the sister channel!!!



Mr Four :PLACE A NON-FRIENDS SHOW ON E4? LEAVE NOW!

A black hole engulfs Mr. Executive , leaving only Mr Timid Guy In The Corner. And theirs a janitor , but we will ignore him for now.

Mr. Four :Any ideas?

Mr. Timid Guy In The Corner :Y-Y-Y , I mean , I , I , I think sir!!! More Four! The bastard child fancy pants channel!



Mr. Four : Dont be silly , nobody under the age of thirty watches that channel.

Mr. Four reaches for the phone.

Mr. FourTheir is one man who can save Big Brother as we know it!!!





































''Big Brother Producers Hijack? Talk to me!''





WELCOME TO TV PSEUDO REALITY TELEVISION HELL!!!


TO BE CONTINUED!