[Epic.]

Emma: Now Steven, we've got something we'd love to give for you.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: And we're gonna reveal it to you in two simple words.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: OPEN IT!
*eye opens as Kimberly walks into interview*
Steven: Yaaaay...
*Love Lift Us Up plays as Steven and Kimberly hug*
Emma: Come here! We're still on telly!
Steven: Oh sorry
*music stops*
Emma: We don't need a re-enacting of what happened last time! How IS it to be together again?
Steven: I missed her soo much. IT WAS ONLY A WEEK but I missed her SO much
Emma: It WAS only a week but a week can feel like a really long time, and I'm sure those 5 or 6 weeks together felt like MONTHS. What are you going to be doing TONIGHT?
Steven: I'm going! To drink! A LOT of alcohol tonight! And I'm gonna spend the evening with Kimberly, if she wants.
*eye suddenly opens to reveal crowd*
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!



I got used to hating Steven by the time he got evicted so there is some guilty pleasure appeal to how asinine and horrible he is, but he still deserved a worse reception after the crucifying he's been getting the past few weeks taking into account his behaviour overall