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PAUL'S TELLY HOPES SINK

BITCHES hear that Big Brother loser Paul Clarke's attempt to make it as a telly presenter has floundered after he failed to set bosses at Channel 5 alight with his screen test.

We spotted the charmer, now happily living with dizzy welsh blonde Helen Adams, lurking in the pressw line up at the star-studded premiere for the Mean Machine on Tuesday night.
Paul claims to hate the press, so imagine our surprise to discover that he was doing a test run for a presenter's job on the revamped Exclusive programme starting in January.
But it seems vain Paul failed to impress as he faced the real celebs. And a source say's he's fluffed his chance of a job on the show.

An insider said"He didn't do as we'd hoped at the Mean Machine premiere and bosses have had to rethink plans for Paul Clarke- his screen test was not as ideal as they expected"

Word is that the show is now seeking out a sexy female to be their roving celeb reporter instead.

Bosses at Exclusive denied Paul was a flop on screen - but couldn't reveal if they had future plans for Paul.
They told us: "We are seeing a lot of people. No decision has been made...... it was a dummy run."
We couldn't have put it better ourselves.......

OOOOOO they're lucky I haven't smacked them one!!! I bet H would like to drag 'em out of their bloody houses by their hair!!

By the way their e-mail address is starbitches@dailystar.co.uk