[Twosugars]

Gemma heard the neighbour Phyllis having an unusual orgasm, sounding very painful. Judge Judy screamed at a radiator for burning her. Happy thanksgiving pilgrims, a coconut hit Denise Welch's vagina, it was wet and caked with spotted dick and squirty cream. Denise unlocked her box of her emergency big dildos and used the biggest dildo to stop Phyllis using hers. "Fook me" cried a sweating Eminem. “Phyllis!” shouted Denise "sit on him!"

Phyllis then proceeded to sit on a chaise lounge and phoned 999, no one answered. This made Phyllis angry but horny or so thought Judge Judy who repeatedly spanked her juicy fat ass. Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone ate a fresh booger from her rotting silicone nose and shouted at Sylvester for not asking Phyllis to wipe her ass. Jackie farted angrily. "Shiver me timbers," screeched Casey Batchelor as she opened it for Steven Hawking who whizzed up Phyllis’s grand mystery machine.

Lindsay, the neighbour’s little Scottish sex slave had just finished preparing some shiny swords for battle. Her noble steed started licking her back at the battle of the gnomes. Lindsay fought back growing arousal thinking about Jason eating her growler. “Yum” said Lindsay. Without hesitation, Lindsay used her sword. Belinda Belinda Belinda, chanted the witch. Mariah Carey suddenly unsheathed her microphone, and jizzed herself. Simon Cowell disapproved and started masturbating. Sinitta filmed him, but nobody noticed