[Morgan.]

So my dads made a lasagne for me because I’ve finished college and it’s one of my favourites and I’m like great!

I’ve just gone downstairs and it’s an absolute disaster.

There’s no meat in it Thats my favourite part

It’s just a veggie one, and my favourite veggies are tomatoes, mixed peppers, peas, sweet corn. And he’s like ‘don’t worry I didn’t use any onion or mushroom’ but instead he’s used leek, courgette and cooked carrot and I hate all of those

And to make it worse he’s used 2 (TWO) tubs of cottage cheese instead of white sauce and cottage cheese is literally the most vile thing on the planet

I know he wanted to make a special dinner and it’s really nice of him but I don’t have the heart to tell him that I literally can’t eat this

Any advice appreciated