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series finale prediction:

Spoiler:

Nasreen move into her dorm at Oxford. Missy, now dead, monlogues about Nasreen while we see Nasreen at Oxford

Mandy gives birth and calls her child Missy (or the Master if it's a boy!)

Aaron comes back to make things work with Missy but finds out she's dead. Instead he goes with Pete on the fair to carry on her dream. Pete and Aaron marry

Emma Keane becomes a pornstar - this scene may be deleted with the looming porn restrictions

Missy's mum, recovering from a breakdown following Missy's death, moves in with Hayley permanently and steps up

The lesbian biology teacher returns and hooks up with Sam. The biology teacher gets arrested for child abuse and Sam gets arrested for racism. They get transferred to Litchfield minimum (?) security and establish the new OITNB spin-off up the road from max

Cory realises he's bisexual and dates Naveed

There's an epilogue. Kaneez is in a wheelchair, widowed, and is attending Cory and Naveed's wedding. Nasreen is a bridesmaid with a ring on her finger but we don't know who her wife is. Jordan is Best Man and it's a very Catholic wedding.

At the reception we see Nas drinking. Chloe approaches her. "Hey mum-in-law, you haven't seen my mum have ya?" she says. Turns out Emma/Nas' wife is at Sami's grave crying back at the church. Nas visits her and throws her ring at Emma saying "I CAN'T COMPETE WITH A DEAD GUY!!!". Cory and Naveed's marriage is ****ing ennulled because they didn't save themselves til marriage.

The final scene is Nasreen in prison for breaking the Hippocratic Oath or some ****