[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

Production opening up the show with pet Richie again. This time he was pretending he had "stomach cramps".

North complaining about the rancid smell of the toilet. You can see where he's coming from, I mean after you enjoy pissing all over the floor it's a real head scratcher as to why it doesn't smell like a bed of roses.

Kay looking desperate and ridiculous as he traipsed around as Friar Tuck. And Farah must be the most unconvincing Robin Hood there's ever been.

Watson's version of Nessun Dorma was reminder of just how mediocre his voice is. Although you wouldn't have thought it by his campmates OTT reactions to it..which was as if Placido Domingo had overtaken his body.

The trial was a doddle as expected. Richie must've demanded he be given the same one that was a breeze last time. Don't let them fool you by the fact they missed out on the full house. Taking that 1 star away from them was their way of trying to camoflauge the fact they just gifted them and their greedy bellies another easy dinner. And did you see the giant slab of meat they were gifted? They were rewarded like they got 13 stars.

The usual "we're breaking up" sombre ceremony took place and it was as fake and nauseating as always. Richie predictably at the forefront, lying his head off about them meeting as strangers and leaving as "besties". Do you have a besty who belittles you? or questions your worthiness of being in same place as them? what about one who pisses all over communal area? Yes, we all need Richie and North type "besties" in our lives. And Ruthie looked ridiculous as she thanked them all for helping her "pull down her mask". She was making out that all her life she's been waiting on meeting a bunch of Z-list celeb clowns like herself to "stop her being frightened". Kay fit in his now well oiled tearing up act..and then Plummer followed..all the while Fletcher is sat there with puddles all over her face. This is when you know if people are simply doing this for show. Tears(even croc ones) are quickly and naturally wiped away and are never left to form puddles all the way down to the cheeks, unless it's for wanted effect. First sign of serious desperation from Fletcher.

Arnold was the predictable first boot and that's how it played out. Although maybe a wise choice given that she picked North as her winner. The silly girl obviously doesn't realise that it's fake ass exhibitionists like him that suppress the presence of people like herself on the show.

You're a bit harsh on Russell's singing, he has a pretty strong voice imo and I'm a fan of Rock Music so there's no bias from me.

I personally was shocked at Hollie saying that she wanted Jordan to win when she seemed closer to some of the girls.