[MR.K!]

This is a joke thread for all who feel like posting jokes... il start it off....

Kevin walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't."

Kevin placed £20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her £20 to Kevin, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."

Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier On the 6:00
o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Kevin took the money...