[Crimson Dynamo]

Spoiler:

An antique Orkney chair. Stripped back design, no chance that you can flounce
on it with your legs up, encourage housemates to sit up straight. Conversation
piece. Drawer in it to hide a secret task or a bottle of Whisky that only one
member can drink from each time they enter the DR. Hard seat to discourage
long diatribes. Arts and Crafts feel.If other HMs cram in to DR to complain or in
high jinks they are forced to stand. Hand-made carbon footprint free. Gender
neutral. Vegan.