[Kate!]

So, I go out for lunch with a few women I knew from bingo a couple of times a week.

Last week, after I got back from Blackpool I went and one lady was upset, she was struggling to pay a bill. I gave her 25 pounds to help her. This Monday, bank holiday, she reported me to the pub staff for allegedly asking her for 10 pounds and not giving it her back!!!! They believed her, but the truth was she gave it to me and said here's a treat with thanks. I'm now barred from this pub, and I'm utterly fuming. I tried to explain the entire situation but they weren't interested. The manager said, there's no appeal process, I decide who does and doesn't come in my pub!!

I think she's taken leave of her senses, the ungrateful cow. If she wasn't an older woman I'd have swung for her.