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You’re sure of a big surprise! According to the Daily Star, which has leaked two new rumours from the Big Brother House. As with all rumours, take them with a pinch of a salt.

Can you imagine? Knowing Big Brother and how cruel they can be I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the housemates’ kids is coming in – and how embarrassing would that be for their poor mum or dad.

Executives of this series have claimed that they have “plenty of shocks” in store this year, which according to the Daily Star include a bigger hot tub and a ‘love loft’ for “randy contestants to romp in.”

However, one builder who is working to complete the entire house-revamp ordered by Channel 4 chiefs claimed that he was decorating the bedroom when ‘word of a surprise delivery’ got out.

He said: “A lorry pulled up and out came this small bed. We thought someone was pulling an April’s Fool joke on us. We had to take it into the Big Brother store room where we keep props and furniture.

“It’s got us all wondering what on Earth is going on. Either a kid is going in the house or maybe one of the contestants is very small. It’d be a first in the UK to have someone’s son or daughter on the main show.

“Or they might make one poor soul sleep in this tiny bed for the whole series – I don’t think it will be for a dwarf. If you’re stuck in something that size for 13 weeks you’ll be screaming for a good night’s sleep by the end of it.”

However, the Daily Star was not content to stop there and their rumour mill also produced another frankly bizarre story. According to the red-top paper, locals in Borehamwood have reported unusual objects in the skies recently. Rachel Clarke, 25, said: “I saw a bright light and another one joined it.” Whilst Khristian Rawlings, 24, added: “I saw these balls of fire above me.”

According to the paper, last night a BB spokesman said: “If aliens land in the Big Brother house we would welcome these visitors.”

A source added: “They’ve had some pretty odd creatures on the show in the past, such as Jade, Jonty and Nadia. Aliens would certainly not look out of place.”

The paper also claims that show executives have been watching the last season of Big Brother USA, with a view of borrowing successful ideas and twists.