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May 31, 2005, 4:43:12
FemaleFirst

Derek dreams of sharing his love of mops and cleaning fluid with the ladies of the House, but is finding their lack of interest in housework a real turn off.

He had to tell Big Brother that, were he that way inclined, he wouldn't want to have children with any of those filthy girls, and worries that they won't find husbands!

He can't believe that the girls don't even pretend to be interested in housework.
"What sort of man would want anything to do with them?" he asked, "I certainly wouldn't want them to have my children."

"It seems to be cool to be completely and utterly, filthy dirty," he sighed. Young people today, eh?

Openly gay Derek has admitted that he would sleep with a woman, but our dirty girls will have to clean up their act if they want to turn this Tory's head.