[Mystic Mock]

I'm going to try and write on here some Comedic scenarios in the form of chapters.

And yes a lot of it will probably end up getting political.

I'm planning on making it an Anthology, that's not to say that I won't revisit certain jokes and characters if I really feel like it, but in general I think that it's easier for me to make each chapter be more of a stand alone.


Here's some of the chapter titles that I've come up with as a bit of a teaser.


Chapter 1 - Blondephilia
Chapter 2 - Mandy Flack
Chapter 3 - The Woke Agenda
Chapter 4 - Punditry
Chapter 5 - Gary Neville
Chapter 6 - Incels Vs. Feminists
Chapter 7 - Not Even Likable
Chapter 8 - The Police
Chapter 9 - Only Names In The Building
Chapter 10 - Orange Man Bad
Chapter 11 - Orange Man Saviour
Chapter 12 - Where Are The Anime Girls?
Chapter 13 - It's Manchester United
Chapter 14 - The Society
Chapter 15 - Star Wars Fans On A Rampage
Chapter 16 - Pink, Green & Blue
Chapter 17 - Not All Korean Men Are Hot?
Chapter 18 - Armpit Lover
Chapter 19 - TalkSport
Chapter 20 - Zombies Playing Cricket
Chapter 21 - I Was Just Being A Nice Guy
Chapter 22 - MAPS
Chapter 23 - Ignorance Is Bliss
Chapter 24 - The Tates
Chapter 25 - The Beckham's
Chapter 26 - Failing Upwards
Chapter 27 - Grandma Loving
Chapter 28 - Jock Vs. Dweeb
Chapter 29 - The Male Gaze
Chapter 30 - Agalmatophilia
Chapter 31 - Not All Korean Women Are Hot?
Chapter 32 - I hate Stellar Blade, But Love Bear Sex
Chapter 33 - Furries Unite
Chapter 34 - Cat Abuser Versus Racism
Chapter 35 - The Modern Audience
Chapter 36 - Don't Make Me Do This!
Chapter 37 - The Triangle Killer Part 1
Chapter 38 - The Triangle Killer Part 2
Chapter 39 - The Triangle Killer Part 3
Chapter 40 - The Triangle Killer Part 4
Chapter 41 - A Slave's Perspective
Chapter 42 - Are All Indians Muslim?
Chapter 43 - Do Tomboys exist?
Chapter 44 - Not Gary Neville
Chapter 45 - Instead It's Alan Shearer
Chapter 46 - Andy Gunther, The Idiot
Chapter 47 - Two Wongs Make a right
Chapter 48 - Starmer's Moralityorality
Chapter 49 - Starmer's Demeanor
Chapter 50 - Starmer's Redemption
Chapter 51 - The Ella Langley Stan
Chapter 52 - The Tea's Gone Cold I'm Wondering Why
Chapter 53 - Failed Communication
Chapter 54 - Amaurophilia
Chapter 55 - Zach's Angels
Chapter 56 - Farage For The World
Chapter 57 - There's A Killer Among Us
Chapter 58 - The Twelve Rings
Chapter 59 - The Psycho Critic
Chapter 60 - My Mental Health
Chapter 61 - A Day at Manchester United
Chapter 62 - Pepsiman?
Chapter 63 - Slur Me A River
Chapter 64 - Give It To Me, Baby! Un Huh, Un Huh!
Chapter 65 - Hogwarts Legacy
Chapter 66 - Horrible Adverts
Chapter 67 - The Sensitivity Training
Chapter 68 - Gary Neville Versus Joey Barton
Chapter 69 - Evil Never Dies
Chapter 70 - Scatophilia
Chapter 71 - Mandy Flack Returns
Chapter 72 - Hybristophilia
Chapter 73 - DLB
Chapter 74 - The Table Tennis Scene
Chapter 75 - Hide
Chapter 76 - Is That A Ghost?
Chapter 77 - The Hidden Racist
Chapter 78 - Indecent Exposure... Allegedly!
Chapter 79 - Alien Abduction?
Chapter 80 - It's A Different Lost Girl
Chapter 81 - Lactophilia
Chapter 82 - Mucophilia
Chapter 83 - Try To Scream, Bad Boy
Chapter 84 - You Identify As A Spoon?
Chapter 85 - Living In Birmingham With My Parents, Suggesting To Move To Solihull To Get Away From All Of The Arabs With My Level 99 Incel Energy
Chapter 86 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 1
Chapter 87 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 2
Chapter 88 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 3
Chapter 89 - Omorashi
Chapter 90 - Xenophilia
Chapter 91 - It's Just Sex
Chapter 92 - Emma Saunders Versus Joey Barton
Chapter 93 - Kevin Kilbane Says Something Interesting
Chapter 94 - The Walking Cricketers
Chapter 95 - Neo-Nazi Mayhem
Chapter 96 - Mel Gibson Versus Joey Barton
Chapter 97 - The Followers of Emma Raducanu
Chapter 98 - Phillip's Run
Chapter 99 - Music Sucks Today
Chapter 100 - Playing With Fire

I don't know when I'm going to actually write the first chapter tbh, but I hope that I can get people on here to enjoy what I'm trying to go for.

I think that we all need a bit of Comedy in our lives after all.