[Tom]

Well, none of you had even noticed I'd vanished anyway so a bit of a pointless thread eh?

And this is all going to sound far fetched ... but it happened.

Basically I've been an idiot and you'll laugh. Was on my motorbike (because I'm well good like that ) and some annoying little kid thought it would be funny to run out in front of me meaning I had to swerve, and drove straight into an oncoming truck

Now I remember none of this, its all from the account of the driver/CCTV. I've had a short term memory loss meaning I've had to start again with Big Brother (don't spoil it please, I'm up to Day 4 ) and its quite bizarre actually. I was sat earlier on talking to Shaun on MSN and having a conversation we've already had whilst watching something I've already watched but was still shocked and surprised. Very strange.

Anyway I was out of it for about 4 days, never thought I'd pull through and was blessed by a priest and everything . Some faith they have in me eh. Then I just came round and recovered very quickly and I'm out 10 days later. Its all happened really quickly and quite a miracle- even they couldn't believe how quick it was.

As far as injuries go, the miracles continue. I have none, well I say none, none worth telling. Cracked collar bone, a few bruises and a kneecap that was operated on for dislocation (where to add to the drama I supposedly died for 10 seconds, at least thats some kind of consolation ).

So kids, the moral of the story is if you're going to get involved in an accident, do it properly so you have decent injuries to show off and remember. Don't come out of something really serious with nothing but a couple of bruises like I have Seems I can't even get being injured right