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Reason #1- Because Bex is way more entertaining.
Reason #2- Because Lisa would come out of her shell.
Reason #3 - Because he's an arrogant jerk.
Reason #4 - The house doesn't need a walking safety guide.
Reason #5 - He will get a huge shock.
Reason #6 - Because I want to end the curse of Billy.
Reason #7 - We can laugh when his fan club make a petition claiming a fix.
Reason #8 - It will show the public that Michael doesn't need Mario
Reason # 9 - Because Luke will have one less terminal to send his messages.
Reason # 10- The house will be able to have more fun without having to worry what Meatball Head is thinking
Reason #11 - Highlights will show something more entertaining than "MARIO" bitching about things people do which he does all the time.
Reason #12- Hes ugly
Reason #13- I find him and lisa in the bath together S.I.C.K!!
Reason #14 - Because he is Sly but NOT Stallone!!!!
Reason #15 - He has to stop using Mikey as a go between for his twisted plans.
Reason #16 - Because Shaun is a perfectly good name and for him to think it's not good enough is sacrilege.
Reason #17 - Because he tried to ruin Rex's pizza
Reason#18 - Because the audience are jealous of his greatness and need to watch people like Bex instead to feel better about themselves
Reason # 19 - Because he's a bully and needs to stop telling everyone how to do every little thing
Reason#20 - Because of his stupid sayings eg thick as custard twice as yellow explain
Reason#21 - Because it must be like having your Dad in the house
Reason#22- Because he is absoulutely no Fun whatsoever
Reason# 23 - Because the outside world's missing one of it's best facilitators
Reason #24- Because i can't bare to watch his + lisa's cringy bathroom antics anymore
Reason #25 - To remove his head from Mikey's arse.