[disco]

Today we saw the clash of the titans. Whoever won would go on and win the entire competition. It was the most eagerly anticipated and hyped moment on television this year.

We had it in our hands. It was pretty equal for ages but in the end they pipped us at the post.

The result? Spencer is out of Big Brother. A groan of disappointment was released across the nation when the result came. Grown men were reduced to tears.

Now... what would be an appropriate Kylie song to put on? Something to drown our sorrows in... the live bootleg of The Crying Game, perhaps. Or should we celebrate four weeks of brilliance by playing something upbeat like Better The Devil?

I think I have the perfect song. Shocked.