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Both Makosi and Vanessa admit they'd be happy to see the back of Saskia, and speculate about the things they'd do in her absence - just in case.

"A lot of hurtful things were said two days ago for someone to say sorry and expect me to forget it," said Makosi, who is not ready to forgive Saskia for her outburst over the stolen cider.

Makosi felt she should have apologised to Vanessa too, not that Vanessa is in a forgiving mood either.

"She's a bit like Kemal," said Makosi. "She wants to be identified with the strongest point in the House."

"I can't stand that bitch," spat Vanessa. "She'll do anything to stay in the House."

Makosi said Saskia was now throwing herself at her, wearing Makosi's bikini and asking her to fasten it for her like they're great mates.

Not in a forgiving mood"She probably wants to have a lesbian romp with you or something," suggested Vanessa.

They speculated on what might happen if Saskia left the House. Makosi had noticed that Maxwell had been looking at Orlaith "with lust".

"If Saskia went he'd be all over Orlaith. He'd probably start flirting with us again," said Vanessa. "Something would definitely happen. He's a good snog.

"That's probably why Saskia hates me. Because I said weeks ago I was ready to have sex in the Big Brother House. And I snogged Maxwell."

Makosi asked Vanessa if she would pull Maxwell in Saskia's absence.

"If Saskia leaves this week, I'm going to be all over Maxwell," she promised. "I'd do it because I fancy him still but I'd do it just to p*** her off, because she's such a bitch and I hate her so much."

It's always the quiet ones...