[Jackie]

ONE wonders whether albino housemate Darnell Swallow's favourite childhood character was Winnie the Pooh's terminally depressed donkey friend Eeyore.
The lovelorn music producer's self-pitying knows no bounds.

Darnell has bored Kat senseless with his unlucky-in-love stories, and now it seems his career is on the wane too.

He moaned, "I am the weakest one. I have already had auditions with the biggest people; if I was going to be a star then I would have been by now."


Perpetually perky HMs Rachel Kat tried to cheer Darnell up by pointing out that his new reality TV profile could give his career a kick-start.

But, the sulky ex-crim believes the viewers hate him too.

"They'll think I am a whiny, crying ... perv", Darnell moaned.

"You see how it goes? The circle of happiness? It's never happy for Darnell".

Get the man a violin


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