[Amy]

The Housemates stubbornly refused to wake this morning, despite Big Brother throwing a farmyard full of animal noises at them.

First off, the sound of two spitting cats screeching at each other blared through the House, but only early birds Eugene and Makosi awoke.

To be fair, with the amount of bitching going on, the group are probably far too familiar with the sound of catfights anyway and slumbered on.

Big Brother then decided some bleating sheep might do the trick, but to no avail. As Makosi set about her morning pool exercises, the others remained in the land of nod.

Even a cockerel crowing wouldn't rouse the lazy lot, with only Science waking to angrily fluff out his afro only to retreat under the duvet again.

But the Housemates couldn't fail but spring to life on hearing the musical masterpiece that is the Frog Chorus. Anthony was soon waving his arms about conducting while Craig jumped merrily about the bedroom.

There's nothing quite like frogs singing to get people leaping into action.

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Ok.... Wake up calls if you could choose a wake up call what would it be? Does not have to be a song could be a drill sound etc! What would you choose to get the lazy monsters out of bed?