[Rocko]

I notice this on and off, but it was just really bad today.

Walking through the shops, I just felt like I had bird poo on my face or on my shirt or on my hair or somewhere on me that I'm not aware of.

Why?

Because people just blatantly stare as I walk past. Self conscious and paranoid, I check my fly if it somehow got undone or tap my head for any damp bird poo ness but nothing.

If you accidentally look at them also, they will stare and you and will not break the stare, turning their heads to maintain eye contact.

Did I have a random floating stare at me sign? Where is the phantom bird poo!!!!!!!!!!