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We give tasty BB7 egg-boiler Glyn Wise a grilling...

Hunky Welsh lifeguard Glyn came runner-up in Big Brother 6, winning over the laydeez with his amazing kitchen skills and mesmeric hair-dyeing. Since then, he's taken a gap year and conquered the world, jazzed up lots of Welsh TV and radio shows, been turned into a rude cartoon, and even written his autobiography at the ancient and decrepit age of 19. Corblimey! We bribed him with funky hair dye to spill the beans (just like he did in the House)...

Q: Have you been glued to this year's Big Brother like a superglue?

Big Brother 9 has been awesome. From the beginning, I loved it when everybody walked in, it was proper good. Mario and Lisa and Steph and all that rigmarole - from the first week, it's just been awesome. I'm sad that Luke and Bex have gone though, especially Bex - she was the one that made it.

Q: You didn't fancy her, did you?

A: Ha ha, no! Well, dunno...

Q: You did!

A: I'm saying nothing! Her personality was great.

Q: How does this year's Big Brother compare to other series?

A: I think that this year's Big Brother is a lot better than last year's. You've gone out with excellent characters, you can hate some people and really like others.

My favourites are Lisa, Mikey and Sara: Lisa because she's the only one who actually stands up to Rex, and I think she coped with the Mario situation very well. Sara, because she's just 100% entertainment, she's just gullible and funny. And Mikey is my out and out favourite.

Q: If you had to stick your life savings on one housemate to win, who would it be?

A: It'd definitely be Mikey. When he went round as Head of House, throwing water on everyone, that was just hilarious. And have you seen Silence of the Lambs? When he was eating the chillis and they were too hot, he reminded me of that! I like that he's direct and that people are scared of him. He's the only one in the House with balls.

Q: Not Kathreya? A: I hate Kathreya!

Q: You hate Kathreya?! I've never heard anybody say that before!


A: She's the biggest gimp you can find.

Q: What do you mean by 'gimp'?

A: A gimp is somebody who's pretending to be something that they're not. I find Kathreya so irritating. I think she's very false and very intelligent. She's just playing the viewers, and all this 'Happy House' stuff... Luke and Bex were saying that she gets the cookies out just to get attention. Sometimes you can see she's getting moody, but she doesn't want to let on.

Q: What about Rachel?

A: You know, even though I'm Welsh and I'm meant to be rooting for her, I just can't be bothered with her. And the eviction this week [between Rachel and Stuart] is just like, 'Oh, just get both of them out! Who cares?' I actually like to hate Rex. He's like Gordon Ramsay: he's so rude, and that's why people like him so much. I just like chefs anyway - they're so abrupt and spoilt, they've got this attitude that they're the best.

Q: If all the BB9 housemates were drowning, who would you save last?

Mohamed. He's the worst Big Brother housemate in the history of Big Brother.


its old but i found it on the website and hes got exactly the same opinions as i do on all the housemates! way to go glyn