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Welcome all to the first of the TIBB star Elimination interviews! Our First interview is with Fom!

Fom reveals all on his Sex antics, how the game is a hoax and he was always going to win! and how he was abused by Elimination elves during the night

Fom joins TIBB Star to discuss his time in the Elimination flat and about how his sleeps in the Elimination pods weren’t as comfy as some people seem! He reveals to us

Fom says:
But yeh go on

Dezzy says:
So Fom what was your exact feelings when you’re heard you were eliminated? Did you feel hurt? Betrayed? Did it feel like someone shoved a stake of betrayal up your rectum?

Fom says:
I feel it’s all a fix, I refuse to believe it! From tomorrow I am putting up a petition to destroy the game forever, I have been cheated of my crown. I will never get over this! People are going to die!!

Dezzy says:
I see how lovely! At the start of the contest you seemed like a strong candidate to win what do you think caused your metaphorical death plunge into insurmountable obscurity?

Fom says:
I think my decline appeared during the day of my attack of Britney Spears. I cleverly decided to insult her singing ability and get the little Britney followers angry. Not a good move... I also think there has been grouping from the whole Elimination flat as every night I had hot and sweaty Orgies with my teddies Rupert and Sammie! Full blown Jealousy!

Dezzy says:
Oooh Scandalous! Now, the glorious TIBB star regularly reported a lot of stories about lust in the house. Were the true? Were you part of it? Who else was involved in the roman-like orgies?

Fom says:
Yes they were all true, besides the sexual romps between Me, Rupert and Sammie... there was a lot of sexual tension between Marc and Ben (ukturtle) plus when I shared the super big pod with Jen and Christina one night I definitely heard a buzzing noise! I checked the next day and would you believe it... I saw love eggs! And not only that, but she used my batteries from Rupert’s humping motor!!

Dezzy says:
Shocking! Now who would you say were your best buds in the house? Which contestants would you like to tag with a hand grenade?

Fom says:
Rupert and Sammie (Who I think should of been actual contestants from the beginning!!)

Dezzy says:
How adorable! Now the saucy questions! Was there anyone in the house you fancied!

Fom says:
Me and Marc had sexual tension throughout the whole competition... but when he started stroking Ben's one eyed milk man when i was caring to Rupert I got a bit jealous and I admit now, me and Jen has sexual intercourse underneath Christina's pod... without a condom

Dezzy says:
Oh wow, maybe there's gonna be a little dancing singing baby on the way?

Fom says:
Every time I mention it to Jen she walks off in a huff, so its very possible. I’m just hoping police don’t read this... I was drunk! I am no a Pedophile I swear!
But if she is pregnant... she won’t tell me and it looks like this magazine will know before me!

Dezzy says:
you know it! So if you had a chance to bring back a contestant who would it be? (Apart from yourself)

Fom says:
I would bring back JDIZZLE... because then she would have to admit, in the flat that she was pregnant. And she doesn’t know whose baby it is! Also she had the most shocking eviction! She should of never of gone... Plus, I don’t need to go back. I have already won... now the competition is one big hoax!

Dezzy says:
Shocking convictions there Fom! Now finally who do you think will be in the top 4 and who do you want to win?

Fom says:
I want and think that the final 4 should be... Dezzy, Marc, Gavin and ukturtle.
Marc to win as he has been 100% truthful in the whole game and has been the most entertaining. I also want Ben to get further as he has been a good poster throughout the whole thing.
But Fom aint over yet... I have plans to sneak into the house and do something very... very naughty!

Dezzy says:
Sneaky Fom Sneaky! Thanks for your time!

Fom says:
No problem! And tell the contestants to get rid of those nasty gnomes from underneath the pods


Fom during filming of 'Drama students gone wild! He's currently in talks to film a sequel

Watch out for interviews over the coming days with Elimination stars!