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No time to make themselves presentable?

So let me get this straight: the annoying losers who didn’t make it this far got to know in advance and have time to shower and make themselves look presentable. Two people – love ‘em or loathe ‘em – who HAVE made it this far are rewarded by getting no warning and get dragged out kicking in screaming to face the national press and TV interview.

Yeah…that’s fair!

Hey, maybe we can start a trend. Teams who don’t make it past the third round of the FA Cup should get trophies and medals while the two in the final get booed but no prize. Or perhaps people who get two numbers in the Lottery should get a million squid while if you get six, you get a fine.

Cue vacuous responses such as “Since when has Big Brother been fair?” and “But it’s great entertainment.” Makes me, ahem, proud to be British.