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Old 20-09-2008, 11:34 PM #1
Chemicle Chemicle is offline
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Default Chuck Norris Facts

Found a website and thought i'd post the most funny ones...

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

LOL, there's loads more, i'll post em later.
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