[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Annie
*runs round to LJs house with bottle of wine with twigs in my hair from earlier*



Eh spill sweet cheeks

*Pours two large glasses of red wine*

Well, you see at my coffee shop I met this lovely man... I think his name was ukTurtle or something foreign like that...

Anyway, we had a few too many Irish coffee's and decided to go for a walk...

We went past number 1, Callums house and found the bouncy castle and well... I need say no more

Little do I know that my flatmate JDIZZEL is actually married to this hunk of a man...

Gosh darling, I feel so dirty... but so right...