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BB1 Nasty Nick writes down some names
BB2 Brian wants to be the only gay in the village- Helen likes blinking and Paul
BB3 Jade Goody goes from 'ugly pig' to media darling
BB4 Nada
BB5 Nadia's acceptance, huge tension between Lipgloss bitches and Jungle Cats
BB6 The rise and fiery explosive plummet of Makosi, Craig stalks Anthony to victory
BB7 Dermot obsesses over Glyn's journey, DS obsesses over Aisleyne's journey and Pete wins journey free
BB8 Chanelle whines moans and strips her way into the public's heart, Charley whines moans and strips her way into vitriolic hatred
BB9 Ofcom gets flooded with complaints over Mario bullying Steph, Steph bullying Mario, Mario bullying Lisa, Lisa bullying Rachel, Rachel bullying Luke, Bex bullying our eyes with her boobs, Rex bullying Nicole, Nicole bullying Mikey, Mikey bullying Nicole, Mikey bullying Rex, Rex bullying Mikey, Rex bullying Sara, Darnell bullying Sara, Mo bullying Sara and so on and so on