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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why do doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why do you have to click on Start to stop Windows?

Why is Lemon Juice made with artificial flavouring, while Fairy Liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a “New & Improved” flavour?

Why did Noah save those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilise the needle used for lethal injections?

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why don’t sheep shrink in the rain?

Why are they called “apartments” when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport “the terminal”?