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27-12-2008, 08:16 PM | #1 | ||
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Best housemate in CBB history
Thanks to Chisato Geeste on DS for these "This show has 50m viewers right ? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains" "Who's Big Brother ?" " Is Big Brother a computer ?" "These tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals" Jackie: "Im glad they stopped that taking 2 people with you to the toilet." Brigette: "It was just for the medievil task ." Jackie: "Oh, i thought that was all the time." "I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg" " I've been learning to cook on TV and have learnt how to make sandwiches .... they were good" Jackie: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?" Brigitte:"Because it's morning" Jackie "It's not morning is it?" "Is England still on the map or have they moved it?" "I entered a beauty competition once. Ha. I came second" Jeremy: Do you understand the concept of this show? Jackie: No "When do I get to order my food in then?" "They wanted entertainment so I let them see my ass in the toilet" "Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?" "I'm just going to go to bed for 4 days. Check my pulse to see if I'm still alive once in a while" "You could send a harpist in to play while we're having dinner. You could gag her" Germaine "Ok everyone, I have a suitcase to pack" Jackie: "Where are you going?" Germaine: "I'm leaving" Jackie: "Why? D'ya get fired?" "I wonder if they'll replace her with a clown?" Jackie: "What's this?" Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in" Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?" Bez: "It's a bunk bed" Jackie "My only regret is how many times, I've been married". Brigette " How many? Jackie "Only 4" "So when do we go on air?" "I hate plastic people!" "I would like to nominate big brother for not having enough imagination and I would like to nominate myself as I haven't contributed enough. I haven't even been to the toilet" Jackie - I'm not nominated Lisa - You are nominated Jackie - Nominated for what? Lisa - For eviction, you and John "Big Brother can kiss my ass" Jackie: "...the little kid, what's your name?" Kenzie: " 'The Little Kid' apparently" BB "Can a house mate please come to the diary room" Jackie "Why would anyone want to go to the diary room, are they mad?" Jackie: "I'm going to make some toast." (walks over to the diary room)..."Brigette make me some toast" Jackie: "Any one who watches this show night after night after night needs to do something with thier life" Jackie: "They need to give me an incentive to stay like a TV in my room & champagne" Dermot: Have you ever met Vanessa Feltz before? Jackie: Yes, just now in front of the doughnuts John leaves the dinner table in a huff Bez "Are you not eating your dinner John ?" Jackie : "Leave him alone. He will be ok. He didnt get like he is today by not eating" "John what's your speciality besides being a pain in the ass ?" If this is your act, fine, if not I suggest you use your money for psychiatric help" "Who's Davina?" "John you could give someone a nervous breakdown just sitting there" Lisa: You should have researched the show before you came on. Jackie: "Research? For this sh*t show?" BB: Jackie, you have been evicted Jackie: Yeah, so what? John: If Jackie hadn't of come I would of gone first" Jackie:"Hey son if I knew you were here, I'd never of even bothered coming to start with." Jackie: Is it normal to be hating everyone else in here? John: Yes. Jackie: Oh good. I'm normal. Kenzie: "Jackie would you like a cup of tea?" Jackie: "Yeah that would be great, do you know how to make toast to go with it?" |
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