[Jackie]

Who’d have thought it? Mutya Buena … she’s got talent!

While the rest of the dullsville housemates variously proved they can’t hit a note, act, deliver an interesting political speech, do weather forecasts, or – in Lucy Pinder’s case – anything at all, former Sugerbabe Mutya showcased her truly terrific singing voice.

Michelle Heaton stumbled around in a cat suit making really horrible noises.

Lousy La Toya was flat as a pancake – a disgrace to the Jacksons’ musical heritage.

Obviously, Ben Adams was pointless.

And – as always – world class bore Cooliold was nowhere near as brilliant as he thought he was.

Scottish tub thumper Tommy Sheridan spouted a load of standard issue lefty stuff about evil America and George Bush’s lies about weapons of mass destruction and … blah blah blah.

Thanks Tommy – but do we want to listen to your unimaginative, production line politico piffle on Celebrity Big Brother? Er – no. Not that kind of show is it?

Why has this series got off to such a slow start? Because head of house Terry Christian is the only one allowed to nominate. Therefore the rest of them don’t have to think about who they dislike. Big mistake!

But who will be the first to go on Friday?

It would have been Ulrika. Until Lucy got nominated.


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