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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
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All The Kinga's Men [News Story]
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All The Kinga's Men She's only been in the House a matter of hours but already Kinga has persuaded the Housemates to have a saucy romp in the pool.
The Londoner suggested a game of truth or dare to Anthony, Craig and Makosi and they were more than happy to take part.
First up, camp Craig surprisingly snogged Kinga. Soon after, Anthony received a similar tongue lashing off the latest addition to the House.
Makosi opted for 'truth' and informed the others that she has used sex toys on other women, before Anthony asked Kinga to get her sizable boobs out. She was more than happy to do so, bouncing them in the water so it looked like Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas playing Marco Polo, and then squeezing them, much to Anthony's delight.
After putting them away, she dared Craig to suck Makosi's nipples and both parties were happy to oblige. "My God, you people are brilliant! My kind of people," Kinga announced.
"I think you should have to do something with me," Craig predictably said to Anthony before reeling off suggestions, all of which involved being kissed in some way.
The Geordie steadfastly refused to kiss Craig on his lips, on his cheek, or on one of his man boobs (or moobs as they're known) and stated: "I would rather wipe my a*** with a broken bottle, not a chance. Get your head around it, it's not happening."
Instead, Anthony tried to get the girls to kiss each other but Makosi wasn't up for it, at least not tonight and he eventually allowed Craig to suck his toe after being dared to by...Craig. The Norfolk hairdresser then sucked Kinga's nipple as she laughed loudly, sounding like a rusty nail being removed from a plank of wood.
"This bitch is up for anything!" Craig declared.
Not bad for a first day Kinga, but what are you going to do for an encore?
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Source: Channel 4
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